WHAT TO BRING:
FARMFEST SURVIVAL GEAR
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  • CASH
    Beer and food ain't cheap. $20/person covers all the food, drink, and fun you'll be able to handle in 2 days. Seriously... you know darn well you'd spend that in five minutes ordering 2 shots and 2 beers at a bar. You don't even have to tip us. Keep in mind you're getting ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK beer and NachoTang, a live concert by Chasing the Day and All Else Fails, fireworks, food, and a ride in the hot air balloon if the weather cooperates.

  • LAWN CHAIR
    We have plently of places to stand... for sitting, not so much. So bring along a lawn chair, camp chair, beanbag chair, whatever. If you don't mind getting cozy, you can sit on someone's lap. We've got couches and a barstools in the garage but the fire marshal capped us off so seating is limited.

  • BATHING SUIT and TOWEL
    The weather will be beautiful and we have a hot tub. We'll also have a 200 foot-long slip'n'slide. If you don't wanna play, put on your suit and tan it up... the rays are included. Bikinis (for women) are highly encouraged.

  • DISH TO PASS or BOTTLE OF LIQUOR: (optional)
    Hey, your $20 gets you everything you need but if you think we're making money on this party, you're crazy. It's not necessary, but if you'd like to bring something to snack on or a bottle of something highly flammable... you'd be super cool.

  • TENT: (if you are staying overnight)
    This is a B.Y.O.S. event so Bring Your Own Shelter
    It blows my mind how many people show up thinking they'll just "crash" in the house. There will be several hundred of you... and 2 very pregnant women on the premises. They will be in the air conditioned house for their safety and ours. Bring a tent, RV, or some other form of shelter. If you don't have a tent... you probably know someone who does.
    Wal-Mart and Target have some for around $30. Extra points for anybody that shows up with an animal or medieval inspired tent.

NO CHILDREN OR PETS ALLOWED!!!
No exceptions. We love both, but there's just too much that could go wrong with 200+ people, ridiculous amount of alcohol... and a goat.